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Fart Muscle

My girl friend is on her period so i stuck my penis in her fart muscles
by Mr. Hustlehands December 18, 2016
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fart instead of shitting

"He is so lazy that he would rather fart instead shitting
"He is so lazy that he would rather fart instead of shitting.
by balubhog March 28, 2025
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fart aura

Fart aura Is type od aura you get after farting or wining Fart battle with another fatrmaxxer
I won the fart battle my fart aura will increase.
by freakyrizzlertonda May 24, 2025
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evening fart

An evening fart is a silent BUT DEADLY fart that normally happens 10 minutes of eating diner. You will blam friends because the smell is just so deadly, and embarrassing. It is usually warm, and a tiny bit wet, and will make you feel tired, and uncomfortable.
My evening fart was extremely deadly tonight because we had meatballs.
by Jenkintown February 14, 2017
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Fart Snorkel

A snorkel placed in the mouth of the first party, while a second party sits on the opened end and farts down the tube into the mouth of the first party.
Wes gave Cody a fart snorkel while he was snorkeling in the pool.
by Peesalot June 21, 2018
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Fart muffin

Used instead of profanities when expressing disappointment over a circumstance.
Bob yelled “fart muffin” after hearing he lost his job.
by Bavamakkos June 6, 2024
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Fart

Large or heavy people. A way for people to callsome one fat while being inconspicuous.
Hey Bobby that's a pretty fart baby over there
by ok_boomer_970 June 12, 2021
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