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Love Gift

A Love Gift is a gift/present given by one's partner/mother that completely falls short of gift/present expectations and will ultimately be a source of decremental humiliation to the recipient by their peers.

The Love Gift can never be thrown out or sold on and must be displayed/worn by the recipient at all occasions/locations that hold significance, such as Birthdays, Christmas's and Weddings.
Person One: 'That's a nice jumper you have on their Blake'

Person Two: 'Why thanks Ben, it was a gift from my wife'

Person One: 'Thought so, it looks like a Love Gift'.
by monkey goosy August 20, 2012
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Love Drop

When you're trying to keep your new relationship on the hush, but your friend with the big mouth spills the beans.
Leo and Rihanna are trying to keep their love under wraps but TMZ just love dropped them on national t.v.!
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love bag

A person that you you love so much, you need need to bag it.
by Sexman99 May 7, 2011
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Love Limbo

in the state where you can't decide between one girl/guy or the other girl/guy
Girl 1: Wow I really like him...but that other guy is really hot.

Girl 2: whoa you are in TOTAL love limbo.
by Ahlecksah Win May 9, 2008
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Chequered Love

You say everything's alright
I say nothing can go right, yeah
Oh what a game you can play
Sad days add to confusion
Sad ways end in dillusion, yeah
That's the name of the game
Well I know your love is rough
And the road you take is tough
But I just can't get enough
Chequered love
Touch me, do what you want to
Say no, then, I just need you
Babe, your gonna drive me insane
You are man for all seasons
You are man with no reasons, yeah
You're the man with no pain
Oh I can't let go
Oh I can't let go
'cos I need you so tonight
You say everything's alright
I say nothing can go right, yeah
Oh what a game you can play
Sad days add to confusion
Sad ways end in dillusion, yeah
That's the name of the game
Well I know your love is rough
And the road you take is tough
But I just can't get enough
Chequered love
Oh I can't let go

Oh I can't let go
'cos I need you so tonight
by Death Menace April 22, 2023
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Love finger

where a man and woman flip each other the bird but instead of it being an insult they are telling each other that they want to have sex. the difference between this and the insult bird is in body language and faciac expression ect.
Look a John and Kathy giving each other the love finger.
by Deep blue 2012 September 1, 2009
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Dove Love

The sexual act of inserting a breast into a vagina for maximal pleasure.
Hello mam, can you please give me some Dove Love?

She totally got the Dove Love last night!
by The love dickter May 7, 2018
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