water babies (making)

When a male masturbates and climaxes in the shower.

To Janes disgust, the white streak she found on the shower curtain could only be a result of Brian making water babies.

by O.T. October 15, 2003

how are babies made

ask your parents because i cant tell you.

Mommy how are babies made.

by distroyer16150 April 21, 2018

peanut butter baby

A baby covered in peanut butter

Wow that peanut butter baby is the best thing I've ever seen

by Gini pig July 15, 2017

That's how babies are made

When you do something awesome either on purpose or by accident and want to rub it in another's face

Doing an awesome power-slide in your car landing perfectly in a parking space, the driver then turns to the passenger and exclaims "that's how babies are made!"

by Bootz666 February 18, 2014

facebook baby shield

the invisible yet all-powerful shield that protects all babies the pictures of whom have been posted on facebook from any negative comments, no matter how ugly the babies really look.

A: look at this picture of her daughter - that is one ugly baby.
B: yea, but there are 10 comments underneath that picture claiming this is the cutest baby ever.
A: facebook baby shield at work again.

by wazupyo June 3, 2010

baby jesus poops

When you have to poop so bad that you feel that you are about to give birth to an immaculate conception. The poops often resemble pop corn shrimp, or little baby jesus' swaddled in little blankets.

After I ate all of that food I had a case of the baby jesus poops!

by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011

[baby makin music]

Music to get you in mood for sex

"I was listening to pretty rickys cd and they got real baby makin music on there."

by MirandaM October 5, 2008