How fat is your cock though

Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.

Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2024

Beefing the Fat Cake

When someone, usually a biological female, is throwing some beef down on the fat cake. This is more prominent is Spring, specifically after the 1st heat wave.

Babe, have you been beefing the fat cake? Yeah, I can tell you have, smells like it.

by TheBeardedLip April 15, 2023

Giant Small Skinny Fat Round Square Balls

Balls

Wow thats some Giant Small Skinny Fat Round Square Balls.

by SudirtPigMan October 9, 2022

Fat snake

A long pile of texts

That is a freakin fat snake up I send up there.

by Batwomannn April 18, 2018

Fat fucking cunt

Some generally named keirdyn that likes to suck big fat balls while being a bottom

That girl over there is such a fat fucking cunt, ong she’s absolute atrocious, That’s why we call her keirdyn

by Skeleron_milkies March 11, 2022

fat fuck

marko

wow look it’s marko the fat fuck!!

by markoisfatjuul July 26, 2020

<script>document.write("yo mama so fat she destroyed urban dictionary")</script>

document.write("yo mama so fat she destroyed urban dictionary")

<script>document.write("yo mama so fat she destroyed urban dictionary")</script>

by borderroar August 22, 2025