No Nut November

A yearly challenge where a man must not ejaculate A.K.A bust a nut or have a sexual intercourse with another partner for the whole month of November.

Guy 1: Yo dude, did you survive No Nut November
Guy 2: Yeah, actually, I had superpowers, I can elevate and although November started only 2 weeks ago.

by GoGamerlol November 2, 2019

The Safety Nut

When you cum in the air, and catch it with your stretched out nutsack, like a safety net.

I applied for Cirqe du Soleil after I perfected the safety Nut. My uncle was quite impressed.

by 997854543 July 31, 2020

nuts and a half

however the fuck markiplier rates things, the maximum: nuts and a half.

markiplier: woah this game is nuts and a half

by ultratism May 6, 2022

nut

Semen or cum, can also be used as a verb (I am nutting) NOTE not to be mistaken as food even though both taste great

A = hey bro whats that yoghurt
B = ITS MY NUT
A = protein filled me likey

by leader of the lizard people August 6, 2018

nuts

informal, noun Go to hell.

German Commander: So, will you surrender?

American Commander (to the German Commander): Nuts!

by STCKS December 3, 2021

Nude nut

a bald person

John has no hair he’s a Fuccin nude nut!!!

by Porpodorpo June 3, 2024

Two Nuts Don’t Make A Bolt

A witty expression based on hardware: two nuts alone can’t fasten anything without a bolt. Used metaphorically to suggest that just having more of the same doesn’t complete the job — sometimes what’s needed is a complementary part, not another identical one.

Literal meaning: In mechanics, two nuts can’t do the job of a bolt; a bolt holds things together, while nuts secure it in place. Without the bolt, the nuts are useless.

Figurative meaning: Two people with the same flaws, mindsets, or roles often can’t make things work. Balance and contrast matter.
Word Play:

“Nuts” = metal fasteners
“Nuts” = slang for mentally unstable or wild

“My two bosses complain and point out all the issues on the job but don’t lift a wrench to fix it. Two nuts don’t make a bolt.”

“All talk, no torque. Two nuts don’t make a bolt.”

by IFunny iSpy June 20, 2025