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Alex: Hey how's it going m8?
Jim: I'm fabulous, how are you?
Alex: Doing pretty well, hey did you check out that band i told you about last week?
Jim: Yeah, they're kind of a mom band imho.
Alex: :(
Jim: I'm fabulous, how are you?
Alex: Doing pretty well, hey did you check out that band i told you about last week?
Jim: Yeah, they're kind of a mom band imho.
Alex: :(
by Tx_Metalhed September 19, 2012
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