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Baby Daddy Bullshit

When a father, who is no long with the mother of his child or children, acts out. Usually upon seperation with the mother of his child or children. This usually involves taking drastic measures in order to prove a point or to show ownership which he no longer has any.
1. Quitting his first job in 3 years to prove he's not gonna, "pay your rent" when all you asked for was help buying diapers. Even though you supported him for 4 years before you broke up. This is baby daddy bullshit.
2. Showing up at your home all hours of the night claiming to want to see their kid/s when they know that the child or children go to bed at 9:00PM.This is baby daddy bullshit.
3. Going through his baby mama's phone when she's not looking during schedule visitations or arrange drop offs of the child or children, then calling or texting which ever persons number they find to tell them that they are the baby daddy and that they better leave her alone. This is baby daddy bullshit.
by EmmaJeanius July 6, 2010
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baby mama ties

Two men or more that has at least one kid by the same woman.
Why them dudes trip everytime they see other? They must got baby mama ties or something.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 16, 2006
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punch a baby in the dick

To be so angry you will do something irrational.
"I am so pissed I could punch a baby in the dick!"
by Chris Marks August 31, 2006
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retarded animal babies

Very funny, yet equally gross, cartoon about three year old animals and their adventures through life. Comes equipped with foul language. And that little hampsters obsessed with Bruce Willis.
"Santa, O Dark One, I'll whisper, not shout. Please give me my gun, I won't shoot my eye out."
by Joe Bastard June 25, 2004
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Naked Baby Syndrome

An obsession with being naked
Wanting to remove all of your cloths
The need to roam naked
Liking the way you were the day you were born

Not the same as streaking
Stacey has Naked Baby Syndrome, she walks around her house naked.
by Benee August 30, 2007
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"who baby dat?"

a phrase used to express confusion

origins: young african american women
"who baby dat?"(said in sassy tone while trying to determine ownership of a baby)

"The other day my math teacher asked me if I knew how to computer the volume of a cube and I was all like, "who baby dat?"
by gremlin1122 August 21, 2006
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Shoulders Make Babies

What teachers at schools that don't allow you to wear shirts that reveal your shoulder think about shoulders.
Teacher: Oh God your shoulder is showing, don't you know that shoulders make babies?!
by Trashist January 11, 2017
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