so like this one time

This phrase is often used in DankPods Microphone

So like this one time i was in my mums car and then she ran it in to a pole.

by bm652 November 20, 2023

time in chair

"Time in Chair" or "T.I.C." means seniority and real-life knowledge a person has most typically at a job.

Even though Bob is my manager and he's got a MBA from Harvard I have more Time in Chair and thus make more money than he does and I also have real experience that he doesn't.

by alkdjnne May 1, 2016

Remi-time

Quality time with Remi.

You can never have enough Remi-time.

by Azoveelfkcnos November 18, 2018

Urban Time Wasting

When a berk contributes a word to UD that is basically their name followed by a definition that says (for girls) ‘xxx is the kindest most beautiful girl in the world’ or (for boys) ‘xxx has an enormous penis.’ Invariably (and I mean invariably) the contributor has a really stupid name.

Boy 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Shylwagh?

Boy 2: Yeah, she must be the kindest most beautiful girl in the world.

Boy 1: No. She was just Urban Time Wasting. Probs the only people who think her kind and beautiful are her doting parents who have to say something to stop her spiralling into a vortex of suicidal despair given her repulsive mug and her horrible personality. And what a stupid name!

Girl 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Crendio?

Girl 2: Yeah. Apparently he has the biggest cock in the known universe.

Girl 1: No. He’s just Urban Time Wasting. As well as a stupid name I’ll bet he’s so fat he won’t have seen his genitalia since he was ten. So how would he have a clear idea of his cock size compared to other Urban Time Wasting wankers?

by Mphresources August 15, 2022

Time

something you should spend on important things instead of wasting it by reading this

You are wasting your time reading this example you should go outside and find some actual happiness

instead you decided it was best to continue reading this definition

if you're not gonna go, then so be it

while reading this i will let you know that there is a cool gif
below this

you ever heard of KFC

its this company that sells a bunch of chicken
and they have fries and stuff

you ever heard of a pickle?
funniest shit ever

you know I might've taken up to much space here

but hey, who cares you bother to read anyway

uhh im not sure what im supposed to do next
so im just gonna head out and-

by BreadTaken January 10, 2021

you dont have time tell me twice

When you work with someone and they are staying late and you want them to go. But they still think there's too much to do but they have things to do elsewhere. This is what you say to them on the way of the door.

Them " there's a bunch more to do but I have to go. Can you finish up and do this... and this....?"

You " you dont have time tell me twice "

by Whiteswordgift December 9, 2022

Tack time

Is when someone takes a low blow and attracts you when they know you offline.

The fucking asshole did a tack time

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 15, 2020