Alabama Hot Bidet

A variant of Alabama Hot Pocket.
When you take a shit and sit above a pussy that's squirting fountain from female orgasm to clean your asshole.

Barbara, I'm gonna have to take a dump, get your pussy ready to give me an Alabama Hot Bidet! Thanks.

by bazerant December 30, 2018

Spanish Hot Dog

To rub the penis between a woman's breasts until the point of ejaculation

Male: Hi Darl, do you want a Spanish Hot Dog?
Female: You know the buns are too big for the hot dog, love
Male: I don't care, let's give it a run

by Keef70 October 1, 2015

California hot plate

Is when you take a crap on a womens chest then titty fuck her till ya bust.

Ask the old lady if she wanted to go out and eat, she said only if ya know a lkace serving up my favorite, the california hot plate to go.

by SAN FERNANDO FACE FUCK October 22, 2019

A Hot Tom Hanks

Tom Hanks is undoubtedly the hottest during Forrest Gump When he has a long, sweaty beard after running. This beard can resemble a gross bush that females are often ashamed of and hide.

Friend: are you going to have sex with that hot guy who just bought you a drink?
Girl: no, I have A Hot Tom Hanks situation going on.

by Tomhanksishot October 14, 2019

hot-dog cart

A vehicle containing a full car of all males.

there's to many guys in this car. its a fuckin hot-dog cart in here

by madd1107 March 21, 2011

Hot Cross Buns

Big ass titties. Fuckin huge ones

Megan doesn't have hot cross buns.!

by 420 + 69= life March 25, 2017

big hot mess

a place/person/school/town/group that has loads of drama that people "complain" about but in reality everyone (or most people) love it because all the crap keeps it interesting

person 1: all this shit is just gettin' annoying
person 2: nah, it's a big hot mess--you learn to love it
person 1: true---keeps life interesting

by chickadee47 June 7, 2009