one-hit wonder

When a so-called band makes a song that appeals to the mind-warped 12 year old. This song only stays popular for about 15 minutes, and after the band is so rich they can wipe their asses with a 20 dollar bill.

Blink 187 was a one hit wonder, baby!

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

one eyed ninja

A cool guy who is unsubtle and clumsy, hence the one eye, and is not at all ninja-like.

Someone who cannot move like a ninja "Whoa dude - youre no 'old school' one eyed ninja"

by Davy "Spence" Jones October 29, 2007

One Man Gang Bang

When one man has anal, vaginal, and oral sex with one woman during one session, in any order. Also known as the trisexta.

Will: Want to go the bar tonight?
Bill: Not before 11, I am going to one man gang bang my girl in a bit.

by DrSussy October 7, 2009

one-eyed winking midget

a mythical (though some have sworn to see it) creature that is very similar to a leprechaun. They are very short and usually have grey or white hair and have a constant wink with one of their eyes. They are well-known to silently creep and when confronted they give off a "oozhey goozhey goo" sound (usually in an Irish accent). They have a mean disposition and have been known to steal, meddle, and occasionally kill human beings. The creature often carries a pipe and has yellow and black rotting teeth. There were numerous reported sightings of the creature at St. Olaf College (Northfield, MN) in the late 1990s and early 2000s and other places since.

The one-eyed winking midget visited me in my dreams last night again. This time he was creeping around the room and was suddenly on my chest pounding me and biting out chunks of my body.

by Chiggers Dudley April 13, 2008

one handed navajo squat

When you dig a hole on a California beach and let you infant child take a massive shit in front of the entire viewing public.

I just took a massive one handed Navajo squat at Encino.

by El dudarino Lebowski June 11, 2016

Parkjongseong number one fan

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Heterosexual4jay is parkjongseong number one fan

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by JASS4L January 16, 2022

One clean fell swoop

When 5 or more employees of the same company are being fired simultaneously on Zoom.

At better.com the CEO recently had no time to call his employees into his office . He chose to perform the one clean fell swoop treatment on 900 employees.

by Sexydimma December 25, 2021