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Look what the selfie dragged in!

When a internet slapper shows a little bit more flesh than usual and all the desperate ex boyfriends start flooding her inbox with lewd messages because they all know how easy she is.
Look what the selfie dragged in !

Yea thats dave he has a wart by his anus but he dont half bang my box hard

Look what the selfie dragged in!

Fuck ahmed he only has a small one and his balls are like skittles, I need some real meat inside my huge gash
by daveblack September 16, 2018
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What

You- you- just got rickrolled u lil bitch. now u have to face the consequences.
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
your lucky i only gave u barely anyone of the song. now fuck off. what
by WhatToPut-? September 8, 2021
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If I am not noticing Mel Gibson, I might die (What genders want)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: If I am not noticing Mel Gibson, I might die (What genders want).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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What the goodness

An extra clean version of literally any other cuss word.
Anybody: (*Is jokingly, mildly insulted*): What the goodness, man?
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...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"

A phrase used to change the subject when someone who should not be hearing the conversation directly preceeding said phrase walks into hearing range/room. It is often followed by laughter.
- So are you going to tell my wife that you slept with her sist...
- *The wife enters the room*
- *Nervously* ...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"
by kubik2233 March 1, 2020
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That’s what she said

Tbh I can’t use “ that’s what she said “ without using a Michael Scott quote.
by MemesAddict October 29, 2020
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erm what the sigma

erm what the sigma is used as a term to identify the expression of being shocked at a weird thing
Bob: "I GYATT to see the third graders"
Kanye: "Erm what the sigma"
by Primski May 9, 2024
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