Your Mom

Any dumbass who uses this is probably failing or has no sense of what they are doing whatsoever

Person #1: bro look at (insert a janitors name) he's probly doing crack

person #2: by crack do you mean..YOUR MOM!

person #3: dude...are you failing your grades or smth?

by SWEETEST PIE June 23, 2022

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Crazy person so singularly driven to not bend or break her moral compass as to spend months isolated physically while entombed in an electronic prison. Mom’s do crazy shit when there’s a bully on the playground. Didn’t abandon anyone. Never stopped fighting. Had no means of communication and no friends to call. It’s all good though. Moms are cool.

“Mom is one psycho-ass bitch about getting to the bottom of this barrel full of shit.”

by Pussinbootsalaska May 2, 2020

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1.) Moms; moms are the people that pushed you out of her vagina, and often learn to put up with some of our bullshit.

2.) M.O.M. Made of money

Mom: Do I look like I’m made of money?

Me being a smartass: Isn’t that’s what mom stands for?

by Grandpapi knows where u live June 30, 2018

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Somewhat who acts like an idiot typically behind an computer screen and has zero friends.

Yo why did that bro TK me, fucking momo.

by ghbual January 7, 2022

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Your mom (yôr mäm)

A phrase that you should use in responce to any question.
A phrase that may insult other people.

Billy: What are we doing today?
You: Your mom

Friend: Who else will be at the party tonight?
You: Your mom.
Friend: ....

Teacher: Who are you?
You: Your mom
Teacher: PRINCIPLE NOW.

by Snakefinger 534 November 6, 2021

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