John F. Kennedy

John F. Kennedy: A bullet magnet who loves the Mannlicher-Carcano Rifle so much he wished he was shot by it.

"Man John F. Kennedy just loves the 6.5×52mm Cartuccia Modello."

by jimmy the boi yor January 29, 2021

slapping your john

Slapping ones john is a term dirived from lower Manhattan. The art of nonchalantly and gently kissing a strangers penis or if you prefer. His shiny helmet.

Hey bro, do you mind me slapping your john?

by Condalisa_rice June 19, 2018

Discord John

A discord John is when the mod is a gay bitch

"bro Jake is using a danganronpa pfp such a Discord John"

by Mickmackclack April 6, 2021

john maynard

A sexy motherfucker

John Maynard is a sexy guy

by Ben Dover 257482838 May 28, 2020

John Semple

The common village idiot... he nonces kiddies

Oh... it's John Semple walking into the nursery again...

by 4832 August 30, 2018

John

John is a disrespectful compulsive liar, addicted to smoking, usually about 5’8 curly blond hair with green and gold(hazel) eyes. Usually an asshole

You lie to much, don’t be such a John

by #1 John hater December 2, 2023

john

literally the fattest cum guzzling white guy u have ever met. NON HARD WORKING LITTLE BITCH WHO CAN LITERALLY EAT MY ASS

character 1: did u see john today bro?

character 2: nah dat rat behind bars fr.😋😋

by penis licker111 August 2, 2022