JAM BAGS

The Panty Liner.

I was going to deap sea dive the ho but I saw the jam bags under those panties. I said "don't think so Jam bag meister" and walk away with my head helled high.

by BALRICHY October 7, 2008

Old bag of bones

A skinny old person. Usually used as a derogatory term.

(While walking through an old, abandoned house)

Mark- "Dude there is garbage everywhere"

Sheiswan- "I know, the old bag of bones that owned this place didn't know how to throw anything away"

Mark- "Look, an old yo-gurt cup. Its 'Fruit on the bottom"

Sheiswan- "I hate fruit on the bottom of yo-gurt. Mix that shit up"

by The_Buddy November 15, 2011

TEA-bagged

The act of seeing or hearing political opinions or propaganda from the tea party, whether the TEA-bag was intentional or not.

Mike: Wow Chris, this video is really good! You should watch it.

Chris: Mike, you just got TEA-bagged.

Mike: DANG IT.

by FreekJeekSleek August 13, 2011

douche bag

(n.) - bag that is used to hold a woman's pubic hairs after removing them

god... stop being a fuckin douche bag.

by Amy Lu December 9, 2003

Douche Bag Jap

A drunken half breed Japanese bastard that cant stop getting Drunk and talking about things no one gives a fuck about.

My sister is dating a Douche Bag Jap

by Jocelynthebrownfox September 21, 2009

duffle bag boy

a nigga makin cash by hustlin n sellin trees or powda/powder nah meen..its a straight gutta ass nigga stackin paper selling drugs.
deze niggas dont worry bout 5-0

" ay bra u wanna buy some green or some powder i got pills and eery thing that good stuff i'm a duffle bag boy fa real"

by msredd14 November 5, 2007

Captain Douche Bag!

He is the founding last super hero of our time! He plays golf with freckled kids! He likes to Break Bread and go Water Fishing! His powers are dance to Techno music with hot chicks! He then Cleans his fridge with Fabric softner and yells at crocidiles because they have too much teeth and never see the dentist!

Little Boy: oh my god some buddy kill me!

Captain Douche Bag: how about no dumass! maybe you should be happy fuck face!

Little Boy: why captain douche bag no one likes me!

Captain Douche Bag: cause your a pussy!

Little Boy: im really sorry sir! i promise to stop wetting the bed!

Captain Douche Bag: good now go protect the planet from Beastiality Porn!!!

THEME SONG!

Captain Douche Bag is a fucking guy with a mask!
He'll eat the rest of the Steak Sauce!
Then he will cry you nothing cause you suck!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!

Captain Douche Bag is a fucking guy with a cape!
He'll do back flips on chicken tenders from Hot'n Now!
Then he will pee on your bed blaming it on you!!!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!

Kids: We love Captain Douche Bag!! YAY!!!!!!

Captain Douche Bag is a fucking hero with Attitude!!!
He'll race you to the Laundry Mat!! And wash his clothes!
Then he will burn the Kmart store down! cause it sucks!!!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!

Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!

by james franks the 3rd October 31, 2005