The Cat

A brat

The Cat Is A Brat

by The Real Orange Man October 10, 2023

Cat Feet

Walking with quiet feet

If your tenant doesn't want a headache again, I will tell my son to walk with his cat feet.

by Anahid March 4, 2024

Cat Theory

The theory that women are like cats, in the way that when you go to pet a cat, it doesn't want anything to do with you, but when you give a cat no attention, it comes and cuddles with you. The same goes for a woman and the amount of attention you give them.

How did you bag Sara bro? She's a 10!

Cat Theory Bro. Ignored her for two weeks. Works every time.

by bacondeliguava July 19, 2016

Cat

life

cats is life

by R3n g4m3r May 19, 2021

Cat

The most self loving, most manipulative beings ever. Would kill you in your sleep if you weren't the one who fed it. The only reason it would cuddle you is to make you feed it. It is also extremely sassy. They are Karens.

The cat was the prime suspect for the murder.

by BookNerd7878 March 31, 2022

Cat

The better ball of fluff

Can be a house cat,
or a big wild kitty
Has a smol face like :3
Cats are feline

Hey, your cat caught a mouse today, although the mouse ran away before your cat killed it.

by giberain shepsky September 1, 2022

taco cat

a noob who has no idea what the meaning of life is and so, they turn to the one thing they are good at, fking other noobies and being a teachers pet and ace ing maths GCSE

Rae: urg, Laura you are SUCH a taco cat...

Laura:you meanie! just because I got an A* and you got a C- doesn't make me a taco cat!
Rae:well what about the fact ur always so nice to Mr Sonny?
Laura:thats cause he's marrying my gay father!
Rae:well what about the fact you f**ked James the other day?
Laura: ........................................ HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Rae:magiccccc....... ur definitely a taco cat, girl.

by REB7293_2223hfje October 24, 2020