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ur mom

shes the best in bed and she makes me wet every night and she makes the best food pls dont bat me at school bc i slept with your mom
ur mom is very fucking hot
by lilah⁉️ November 22, 2021
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ur mom

dude: "fuck you"
dude 2: "uuuuh ur mom"
by 👌succ February 28, 2019
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ur mom

a cow like human that gave birth a is so fat that is the heaviest animal on earth
person1: i like u

person2: ur mom fat

person1: thank you
by hahahaahahahahahahahahahah February 13, 2022
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by ur mom ur mom 69 69 June 3, 2022
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Your Mom

something so big, It is the real reason Solar Eclipses happen, not the moon.
"Bro, This Eclipse was so cool today, I'm glad that Your Mom caused it"
by AiThrasherBOI October 14, 2022
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Mom Break

A much needed break or vacation for all Moms … even us wonderful SuperMoms need a break from the hubby and kids … and work and laundry and grocery-hell and discipline and cleaning and dusting and yelling and dealing with homework and grades and …

All you Moms out there … you KNOW what I’m saying! :)
Amy: Colleen, it is time to grab the tolerance juice & plan our Mom Break!!! We are in desperate need!!!

Colleen: Hell, yeah! Talk about being exhaustipated! Mom Break 2010!

Tony: PLEASE go … you need a cure for your Bitchassness!
by The Brown Girls May 7, 2010
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ur mom

when you're not funny, so you say "ur mom" because you're probably a depressed bitch with no life.
Chad is so not funny. he keeps saying "ur mom". typical Chad.
by VsisiajakOKjzisizniggernsisbsi December 17, 2021
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