d-bag extraordinaire

a complete douchebag who is in an elite class of their own. They take being a douchebag to a new level of obnoxiousness.

Christopher Columbus was a d-bag extraordinaire for raping and pileging everything he saw.

by Hisstorie See period January 13, 2009

Douche Bag City

A place where extreme douche bags, jerks, and arrogant dudes come from.

what an a**hole move! He must be from Douche Bag City.

by Queen CB February 18, 2011

Old Bag Of Gas

Somebody who is generally unpleasant to be around. Usually cranky, negative, extremly opinionated and basically a total bore.

I am not inviting Barbara to my party! She is such an old bag of gas

or

Get off my front porch you old bag of gas!

or

Abby got an F on her test. What an old bag of gas

by Penny Parrot June 17, 2010

Green Duffel Bag

Dropping a deuce in a bucket, put it in a blender, then mold it into a cucumber-like shape, freeze it for three weeks, and use it as a woman-pleasuring device.

"I'm going to fuck you with my three-week-old shit"

"Oh, green duffel bag time?"

by no woman no WEEEEE February 24, 2010

chocolate tea bag

When you wipe someone's ass with your nutsack.

Hey Charlie, your ass is rather in need of a chocolate tea bag!

by Steele Bro's March 5, 2008

bag of hershey kisses

the street word for "blow job"

just so your parents don't find out what you're talking about

"yo when's your girl giving you that bag of hershey kisses

by the big chill March 5, 2005

JAM BAGS

The Panty Liner.

I was going to deap sea dive the ho but I saw the jam bags under those panties. I said "don't think so Jam bag meister" and walk away with my head helled high.

by BALRICHY October 7, 2008