babies eating lemons

The cutest thing ever

I like babies eating lemons

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 18, 2020

da baby moment

Bruh moment but better.

Mom:why is there a jar of poop in your bag?

Me:*da baby moment*

by Tsikitas September 19, 2019

Slovakian Baby Shower

The Slovakian baby shower is simple. A pregnant woman, in the twilight of her third trimester is riding cowgirl on her partner, and when her water breaks, THEY DON’T STOP.

Little Timmy isn’t doing so well in school, it’s probably because he was born by Slovakian baby shower.

by [e-mail] January 25, 2020

Baby Dick Slayer

A female between the ages of eighteen and twenty who carries the developmental qualities of a full fledged, experienced Dick Slayer.

The Baby Dick Slayer is so smokin hot that you'll pop a boner just from being within a block radius of her, yet she uses a fake ID to get into clubs or buy beer.

by BigTeddyK March 10, 2010

mexican throat baby

the loogie that a girl hocks as she spits out your semen after the act of fellatio.

dude, yesterday my girlfriend hocked the fattest mexican throat baby on the floor, and then my dog ate it, and now my dog is acting really weird and shaking.

by Dr. SftPork October 23, 2008

baby-stomping boots

A pair of boots that could sufficiently stomp on babies. Usually combat boots.

Danny: I love your Docs!
Nadia: Yeah, these are my baby-stomping boots.

by OlivieWolivie November 27, 2009

baby nun brand

Toilet paper packaging with the picture of a baby with a towel draped over it's head.

I need to buy some baby nun brand, I'm running out.

by JBem December 27, 2005