mom

Long story short:
A yelling machine.

Mom: -Do the dishes!!!!
Me: -Bu...
Mom: -HOW DARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME!!
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Mom: -Did you do your homework?
Me: -....
Mom: -HOW DARE YOU NOT ANSWERING ME!!

by Anna_banana123 July 19, 2023

stank mom

One who is a mom and who also is stank.

Beyonce is a stank mom.

-Ava

by stankmom February 1, 2017

Mom

A mother is a kind, wonderful, beautiful, awesome person. She loves you to the moon and back. Everyone loves a Mom.

Hey Mom I love you

by Winnieozzie06 January 7, 2018

mom apology

In the event your mom f's up and doesn't apologies, instead she'll suddenly act sweeter or friendlier.

Child: *didn't do anything*
Mom: *nags at child for nothing*

Child: *proves innocence*
Mom: *feels guilt* so want to get ice cream?

Child: mom apology accepted

by Momski September 25, 2017

Mom

Mom..............

Mom.

by Nick7143 November 14, 2022

Refrigerator Shopping With Mom

Code for railing lines of coke off the limp cock of a Venezuelan gang banger while 3 midgets play roshambo in the corner dressed as oompa loompas.

I wont be able to raid with the boys tonight, Sara caved and set up some refrigerator shopping with mom for my birthday.

by SkerdausMom April 3, 2025

Your mom

kissed my ass

Your mom gae

by Yeeti November 13, 2019