Heafty brown bag

This is one of those shits that takes a bit of work to get out, but when it hits the water it sounds like you've dropped a bag of groceries & usaually spashes your arse.

"man, my arse is so wet after that
"Heafty brown bag".

by 007 in heaven October 27, 2008

grocery bag dump

A dump resembling when a grocery bag is overfilled and the bag rips, immediately dumping all of its contents at once. Grocery bag dumps usually occur after large meals and waiting until the last minute to defecate.

I'm glad I made it to the bathroom in time. I had to take a massive grocery bag dump. I feel much better now.

by whtisthmtrx December 21, 2008

pack my bags

Rubbing one out over infinite quantities of streaming porn in your hotel room while you make others wait for you.

Wait a minute Michael I will be right back, I need to go pack my bags.

by Torne-apart March 11, 2014

Big bag of dick

Definition: An offensive, but often playful term directed at someone.

Origin: This term originated during a convo between two people far apart.

A) Man, you know what? You are such a big bag of dick.
B) Canned where are you, you big bag of dick.
C) Did you hear that emo? What a big bag of dick.

by Valiumz July 20, 2008

George Washington Bag

A small bag of weed worth 1$ usually weighing 0.1 Grams

Sam: dooode we dont have any money

Tyler: no i have a doller

Sam: i wana smoke and thats not gonna get us shit

Clyde:naaaa man il hook you guys up with a fat George Washington Bag!

Sam:YESSSSSSSS

by Sam631 August 4, 2009

Goon Bag

'A Bag (Gang, Group, people)of Goons (thugs, fighters etc)

Was with a Goon Bag last night,

These Goon bags tried to roll on me

by MR_SHADOWS April 1, 2009

Old Bag Of Gas

Somebody who is generally unpleasant to be around. Usually cranky, negative, extremly opinionated and basically a total bore.

I am not inviting Barbara to my party! She is such an old bag of gas

or

Get off my front porch you old bag of gas!

or

Abby got an F on her test. What an old bag of gas

by Penny Parrot June 17, 2010