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winker by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003
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on morcambe bay, there are a bunch of dead koreans that drowned a while back after gettin stuck pickin winkles illeagally. they looked tired, slanty eyed, and mauled.
after a heavy night on the piss dan saw dave who was looking dog rough. dan sid unto dave " fuck me, you look like a damned winkle picker!
winkle picker by Big Dog July 7, 2004
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Winnie the Pooh
The act of a male inserting his erect penis into the oral cavity of a female. He then leans forward, while his penis remains in the bitches mouth. He then releases his bowels, allowing the diahria to exit his anus. Note that it is recommended to use a laxative, or eat a hot pocket an hour before preforming this activity. The shit then voyages across the taint, then climbs over the balls. It then reaches the penis, and slides down it like a fireman down a pole. As the boiling shit reaches the penis, the man "blows his load" into the bitches mouth. This creates the sensation of the jizz and the shit reaching the bitch at the same time.
Nick: Wanna Winnie the Pooh
Scott: WTF, dont be gay
Nick: Ok
Nick: Wanna Winnie the Pooh
Ammie: Get the fuck out of my room (Bat to head)
Nick: It'll be over soon
Nick: Ryan, you've gotten really good at Winnie the Poohing
Ryan: Yea, Weston and I have been practicing ALOT
Nick: I'm gay
Ryan: Gross dude, your lucky you have such a big vagina
Scott: WTF, dont be gay
Nick: Ok
Nick: Wanna Winnie the Pooh
Ammie: Get the fuck out of my room (Bat to head)
Nick: It'll be over soon
Nick: Ryan, you've gotten really good at Winnie the Poohing
Ryan: Yea, Weston and I have been practicing ALOT
Nick: I'm gay
Ryan: Gross dude, your lucky you have such a big vagina
Winnie the Pooh by Ice Man 480 December 16, 2008
winker sphincter
(also pronounced "winka schvincta")
Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
(also pronounced "winka schvincta")
Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
Brad: "So did you guys enjoy the strip club last night?"
Jef: "Well after she introduced me to the winker sphincter, she said for $80 we could go to the back and do anything I wanted..."
Jef: " I said, Does that include leave?"
Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
Brad: "So did you guys enjoy the strip club last night?"
Jef: "Well after she introduced me to the winker sphincter, she said for $80 we could go to the back and do anything I wanted..."
Jef: " I said, Does that include leave?"
winker sphincter by jef400 October 30, 2009
Winking
Mike: I am in desperate need of a drink, but I have to think about my health
Ilse: We could take a nice wink around the park?
Mike: Yeah! Let's go winking
Ilse: We could take a nice wink around the park?
Mike: Yeah! Let's go winking
Winking by TheTinyWinker November 14, 2018