Tommy cans is the man for when you’re skagging balls at 6 am sipping your last warm can, dying for the offy’s to open but can’t wait that long. Give him a call and he’ll be at your doorstep in 10 mins with a 24 pack of prasky. He never fails to deliever with a smile. He truly is a walking god
by Spaoibh September 28, 2021
Get the Tommy Cansmug. 
Lives in krotz springs , la and fucks all his cousins at the family reunion amd drives around with daddy money and thinks his shit is better than everyone’s also known as four eyes
by Ykyungsavage October 30, 2018
Get the Tommy trusselmug. To mildly exaggerate, amplify or alter a past chain of events or memory for the sake of re-telling the story to a wider audience
by Jik Baloo August 28, 2018
Get the Tommy chatmug. by bamphobia April 11, 2022
Get the tommy leemug. Alice sat on the edge of her couch yawning and having a stretch. She then announced to the room: “Awwch, I’m tommy tucked so I am.”
by Gammon Steak August 3, 2019
Get the tommy tuckedmug. The biggest crime lord in Vice City since 1986.
After being sent to kill 1 man in the Harwood district of Portland, Liberty City by Sonny Forelli (don of the Forelli mafia) in 1971, 10 hitmen were sent to kill him. He kills all of the hitmen men then is arrested by the LCPD 15 years later he is released and sent to Vice City to do a drug deal which goes wrong which leads him to get vengeance, then takes control of the City.
After being sent to kill 1 man in the Harwood district of Portland, Liberty City by Sonny Forelli (don of the Forelli mafia) in 1971, 10 hitmen were sent to kill him. He kills all of the hitmen men then is arrested by the LCPD 15 years later he is released and sent to Vice City to do a drug deal which goes wrong which leads him to get vengeance, then takes control of the City.
by Big-digger-nick January 20, 2022
Get the Tommy Vercettimug.