Accidentally Vegan

A pre-packaged food that was never intended to be vegan by it's creators, but is so artificial that they forgot to put animal products in it.

"Can vegans eat Oreos?"

"Yeah, they're accidentally vegan- thank god."

by S_H_V June 25, 2020

Vegan Legit

ultra amazing spidey looking guy. So hot and can pull every girl within a 5 mile radius. Honestly if ur married stay away from him, coz once u see his glistening face there is no turniing back

vegan legit is ultra fineeeee. Pusshing peeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Mr Rivinate August 3, 2022

Verbal Vegan

1. Someone who claims to be vegan but isn’t.

Well he says he is a vegan but I caught him chomping a snickers the other day, he is a verbal vegan.

by TheVeganEdge December 22, 2020

The vegan teacher

A person who believes animals are human and can speak English ://

And is mentally not stable and will never be

The vegan teacher:

*baby pig cooked on dinner looking like a 5 course meal* (writing on the poster) “I was someone’s baby, please eat tofu instead”

Me; girl. Woman, old lady. Animals are human now? You said a animal was begging for its life when it died? How do you know? Does it speak English then?

by Red samurai October 21, 2021

liquid vegan

one who only drinks water and no other liquids

twitter skincare consists mostly of african black soap, witch hazel, and becoming a liquid vegan

by stillhurting August 18, 2017

Bad vegan

A person who tries to go for vegan options, but doesn't give a fuck if there is none and eats meat in the end.

Also, this person has a hard time understanding what is vegan and what is vegetarian.

Conversation with a waiter:
-Sorry do you have a vegan option?
-No.
-Then I will have the lamb/beef/pork/chicken.
-Oh, you're a bad vegan! Cool!

by kristark February 19, 2018

not-un-vegan

It may be that to genuinely commit to veganism is not a possibility for some. It may be possible to commit to not eating animals or animal products.

I choose not to eat animals or animal products: I may consider myself to be not-un-vegan.

by avocado_notgreen August 16, 2021