fucktard jesus

A person who is so idiotic they are the lord and savior of fucktards which are people who are fucking retarts.

Michel is a fucktard Jesus.

Dan is the fucktard Jesus of the office.

by Vocal coyote October 16, 2017

Space Jesus

Obi Wan Kenobi

Prequel memer 1:Man I sure do love space Jesus

Prequel memer 2: Are you talking about Kenobi?
Prequel memer 1: obviously

by PonianYoutube July 20, 2020

Jesus stud

The best kind of Jesus lover. The Christian everyone wants to be friends with. Gets all the nuns.

I heard he goes to church every day! He's such a Jesus stud!!

by nailanicolle September 16, 2016

Jesus fuck

When something scares you so bad you can’t just say fuck

*jon jumps out from behind a car*

Lizzie:Jesus fuck!

by Destiny🥵 February 21, 2020

Jesus Murphy

A phrase uttered by Canadians who stub their toes. By replacing "Christ" with "Murphy," these Canadians manage to avoid hell.

(toe is stubbed) Jesus Murphy!

by FNods May 20, 2012

spicy jesus

Spicy Jesus is when in a game of "Mario Party" every player has 0 coins and 0 stars except one. It would be a spicy jesus for the player that is not at 0 coins and 0 stars.

Dude Mario just totally got a spicy jesus.

by TheRealChrism December 19, 2017

Buttermilk Jesus

One of JPEGMAFIA’S nicknames.

We gon' get real nasty in this motherfucker tonight
(Gonna get real nasty)
Damn, damn, Buttermilk Jesus
(That's not a good tag)
Uh
Ayy, ayy
Hahaha

by Devon Hendryx November 14, 2020