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Berrien County

The most redneck county in Michigan. Home to towns like Berrien Springs, Niles, Benton Harbor, Saint Joseph, and Sturgis. The people here participate in everyday activities like four wheeling, dirt biking, snowmobiling, and whooping pussy St. Joe boys' asses and stealing their girlfriends. 70% of us don't graduate high school. It's mind boggling how all the FIPS decide it's a good idea to take a trip to Southwest Michigan year after year. Apart from getting shot in Benton Harbor, or getting in a bar fight with a hillbilly, Berrien County is as pure as Pure Michigan gets.
"I love Berrien County, the only thing you can do here is fish, drink, hunt, and if your lucky to be a spoiled rich St. Joe kid, go boating every weekend."

Jim: What did you do this past weekend.
Jerry: Just had a big bonfire and got way too drunk off Terry's homemade 'shine...
Jim: Didn't you do that the past three weekends.
Jerry: UHHHH! I think... Yup
by H0llerBo1)06 April 28, 2022
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Chacallaca County

A place/village in Georgia where your mother is also your wife and your cousins are married to each other. Most residents have common names like Ashley, Dustin etc.... if you find yourself in Chacallaca please turn around as it is not safe and the local residents don't like the outsiders. You likely won't find someone who will admit they are from there.
I got lost and found my self in Chacallaca county, I turned around and drove out as fast as I could.
by George bush sr November 22, 2016
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parker county

A peice of shit county in North-central Texas. It is known for holding countless white trash, chicken fucking, confederate flag waving rednecks, and an endless supply of dabbing wiggers. Its county seat is Weatherford.
"wanna go to Parker county?"
"Are you asking if i wanna fuck chickens? No!"
by Redneck1414 May 23, 2020
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Carb County

This is the place where people who are Hench but not Shredded live.

Eating in Caloric excess to accelerate muscle mass gains in bodybuilding can result in a large but undefined physique.

Bodybuilders who possess this bulky but low quality muscle mass are said to be in "Carb County"
"Have you seen Steve these days? He's massive"

"Yeah but he's big but hes got zero definition"

"Yeah he's the mayor of carb county"
by Scaredtoleavethehouse October 15, 2012
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berkshire county

berkshire county is a county in the uk which is near london
slough (eugh) is inside of berkshire county
by aviaguestxy November 7, 2022
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Dubb-county

st.lucie county florida.
where the finest ladies live.
and the fliest guys stay.
speaker 1: you wanna get laid tonight?
speaker 2: you wanna get laid by the finest ladies?
speaker 1: hell yeah.
speaker 2: then we gotta go to Dubb-county.
by Casanova123456788 November 26, 2009
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Dodge county

Mayville and Horicon where all hell goes to die marshman are zombies and the cardinals resting ground are here,
a tale of two cities full of death and the other full of lifelessness. a bitter empty horrible existence that all of Wisconsin is full of shit! Waupun Brownsville Beaver damn it! etc. all suck.
kill yourself if you live here or anywhere in Wisconsin esp Dodge county
by hello california November 7, 2020
mugGet the Dodge countymug.

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