Frank Moment

A Frank Moment is when you do something disgusting like eat food off of the floor or drink coffee or soda that someone coughed on. It's based off of the movie, Osmosis Jones, where Frank Totorre ate an egg that has been in the monkey's mouth and on the monkey's cage floor. He said "5 second rule", but the cage floor is super disgusting.
Tyler: I'm going to drink coffee.

Joe: *coughs on coffee.
Tyler: *Shrugs shoulders
*Drinks coffee
Josh: Frank Moment! You had a Frank Moment, Tyler. That's not coffee anymore! That's coughee!
*Mango slice falls on the floor.

Tyler: *eats Mango.
Josh: Frank Moment! Now with Vitamin F!
by HawaiianPunch1 April 30, 2023
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Jah Moment

a moment where you just get shot outside of a motorcycle store, in some instances this can occur when the "moonlight uh!" comes out
Devin: "bruh i just had a jah moment"
Pablo: "damn bruh are you okay i always have jah moments it hurts"
Devin: "Yuh im good"
by cooljahman May 07, 2019
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stoner moment

The times when smoking weed your brain seems to freeze, for an undefined amount of time.
It all goes quiet in the room, blank faces every where, yup its a stoner moment.
by Holisticstoner January 30, 2004
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Tumbleweed moment

The awkward silence that follows a remarkably dumb, over-the-top comment that nobody else in the room seems to understand, find funny or agree with. (Alluding to the "cartoon moments" in which a tumbleweed passes by in the dessert and all you can hear is the wind`s sound)
Person 1: Did you see that news about the floods in South America?
Person 2: Yeah, that was really funny. Anyway I think they totally had it coming.

Everybody else: .......................... (Tumbleweed moment)
by Mariotol December 08, 2010
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kodak moment

An moment that is so beautiful, incredible or downright hilarious that it deserves to be preserved with a picture, and yet no one present has a camera with them.
by TilltheEnd August 08, 2010
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A Madden Moment

An instance when one's rationality is lost, which results in an embarrassing comment or action that goes seemingly unrealized until later. Situations like this tend to instigate anger and can go as far as one party seeking revenge through violence.
Al: Dude I can't believe you just asked to touch that girls boobs.

John: Yeah, she really slapped me hard. Do you think that was stupid?

Al: Worse, I think you just had A Madden Moment.

John: Ninty Percent of the game is half mental.
by Ghostface Slinger January 30, 2009
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deadpool moment

When you're doing something awesome and/or dangerous and you suddenly worry about something small and meaningless
I was trying to save this guys life last night, but I had a total deadpool moment.
by Deus Ignalia December 29, 2015
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