by personoftheworld February 8, 2019
Get the Glasses Effectmug. Hoe Glasses are trendy thin rimmed glasses with joint lense, styled off those worn by peadophiles in the 80s. Worn exclusively by hoes - never prescription.
by Professional Wanker April 19, 2018
Get the Hoe Glassesmug. The “Glass Nutsack” can only be achieved by swinging ones nutsack back and forth against a sanitized glass window immensely until shards of glass penetrate the nutsack.
Father: son stop spreading your legs and stand up straight!
Son: eat my fuckin ass my shit all fucked up from doing the glass nutsack on foenom grave
Son: eat my fuckin ass my shit all fucked up from doing the glass nutsack on foenom grave
by Ispankbabies October 28, 2020
Get the glass nutsackmug. Military parlance for a nuclear strike. The extreme heat from a nuclear blast will render inert materials, like sand, into glass, or a glass-like state. Hence, the glass option.
by glass_option March 22, 2017
Get the glass optionmug. A vase carefully made by an artist, usually made or glass, but sometimes it can be made out of dog food or rhinocerous earfluff, all depends on whta you have at hand.
Wife: I bought a bouqet of flower, do we have a glass vase?
Husband: Yeah, I bought a glass vase two months ago, I got a good deal on it too, don't break it.
Husband: Yeah, I bought a glass vase two months ago, I got a good deal on it too, don't break it.
by Auroean December 17, 2018
Get the Glass vasemug. by Idiotic July 27, 2013
Get the Splitting Glassmug. by ForrestSucksInEpicFFL November 14, 2018
Get the tipsy glassmug.