Clout house

A place to chill with the boys

We gonna get lit at the clout house

by Clout house December 9, 2019

house brown

Drives clunker erratically and has receding hairline. Enjoys intercourse with a cantaloupe.

Did you see that clunker? Must be house brown

by housebrown9 November 17, 2014

Bet The House

To bet or wager the maximum amount possible. Usually offered as advice when a particularly juicy bet with good odds is offered.

Whoa, the spread on the Patriots game is only three points!?!? Bet the house!

by Jacaranda January 5, 2022

House of Cards

a) A fragile condition.

b) Song by Radiohead from the In Rainbows album. The song depicts a man's love for a haughty girl. Although they can't be lovers but they can be lovers in denial.

Forget about your house of cards and I'll do mine.

by WandererAboveSeaofFog May 23, 2022

Funny house

The most poppin irony group chat in current existence that pussy mafia and irony house couldn’t compare to.

Victim: “can I join funny house fingers plzplzplz”
fingers_75: “ Hello I have a few questions about your where about on 11/23/19 at Donna Sheppard elementary school and the case of 7 children that got abducted that day

by fngrs September 20, 2020

Blast House

Northern VA music scene headquarters, where whorefaces, noobs and, current scenesters congregate to drink underage. Also the site where mud stick was developed.

Ey brah, heard there's a show at Blast House tonight. Could be some nooby whorefaces gettin mudslung wit da mud stick.....gnar doggggs!

by Rigid ball March 31, 2009

House rat

Someone who frequently hangs out in their house, usually their bedroom.

Kerigan: Stop calling me a house rat.

Me: But you’re always in your room.

by Alpine Gorilla March 16, 2020