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Santa Claus

Yes, I am real. And if you don't believe in me you can catch these holiday hands you hoe hoe hoe.
I left Santa Claus fatass some celery instead of cookies and I woke up to deer shit on my bed.
by FrootyLoopy June 23, 2020
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Santa pooed

To clime someone’s roof naked, particularly while the fire is inflamed, for the purposes of pooping down the chimney to set fire to ones excrements, while shouting “ho-ho-ho”. The challenge originated from the day someone was dared to complete such a challenge to do so without singing the hairs of ones ass.
Charlie went on dude bros roof and Santa pooed that old mans flaming fire so hard!
by Pooploverforever January 30, 2019
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santa clause

a fucked up imaginary person who rapes your Christmas Tree.
by biGweE Wee July 26, 2022
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The angry santa

The angry Santa is when the big toe is sticking out of the hole in your sock.
Dude,I need new socks cause the angry Santa is annowing me. I keep having to take off my shoe to cover my toe!
by Pwailnuts March 17, 2017
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Dirty Santa

When you pound a girl in the ass, pull out a fudge stick and draw a beard on her while you sing "Ho, ho, ho"
To spread holiday cheer Robert gave Cindy a Dirty Santa.. Laughter was had by all!
by Deenis January 7, 2008
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secret santa

A prank that involves dropping of deuce (poop) into the back part of toilet, so that everytime they flush, the water tank empties and the poop hits the open air greeting them with a stinky suprise to last the whole year round. ho ho ho...
I was at a cable job and the customer pissed me off so bad, I left them a secret santa in thier toilet.
by Tony Baggadonas October 12, 2004
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Secret Santa

The act of nutting(ejaculating, cumming, skeeting) in your hands, then sneaking up behind someone and rubbing a santa-esque beard on their face. This maneuver is only done during the holiday season.
Jill- That fucker Danimal came up behind me last night at the christmas party and gave me a secret santa!

Delilah- Hot.
by Killa_D.eez nuts! December 26, 2010
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