hannah is a unicorn

when your name is hannah and you are a unicorn

random person; hello hannah is a unicorn
me;hi

by unicornhhhisepicsms December 7, 2016

Unicorn Wrangler

A person who is capable of accomplishing the near impossible, and is highly desirable .

She's a unicorn wrangler

by datphatchick September 5, 2017

unicorn slap

when you slap your partner with your dick covered in sprinkles and frosting

I just got Unicorn Slapped by Mike Tyson

by MIKEY TYRONE December 17, 2013

Unicorn dance

To have sexual intercourse with someone who is a 10 on the attractive scale when you yourself are a 5 or lower

Man Becky is hot but I can't do the unicorn dance with her she's out of my league.

by Swiggster23 January 27, 2015

unicorn deep

Going so deep in a pussy that it feels like a unicorn's horn is penetrating your ovaries whilst preforming an aggressive rainbow queef.

Fred: Man, I think Stacey is going to brake up with me.
Jo: What!?! Why?!yy
Fred: Well... I was having sex with her for the first time and... I... Have a big... Cock and I went unicorn deep. She still can't walk dude.

by Rybuscle December 26, 2014

Straight unicorn

The definition straight unicorn means, the act or talking around in a crazy fashion while being naked and have a raging boner.

I went straight unicorn last night after sex with my girl

by mickdoodlesby August 19, 2016

Emo unicorn

If you know, you know. S/o Emounicorn s/o Dankquan

Whats Emo unicorn?

by NotDankquan February 21, 2019