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David King

A man with huugeeeeeeeeeee and i mean colossal butt hair

aT least he's way cooler than Mobin

smarter
funnier
and more handsome
person1: David King has huge butt hair
person2: yeah but that's the only bad thing about him Mobin is much worse
person3: have you seen Mobins man boobs?
by boboisgud June 22, 2021
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king stubbleton

\A man missing at least one of his fingers, preferably the middle, or all of them. Otherwidse they were cut off halfway and sown on with leeches, and npow they look weird. Royaltyy
Cooper: Dude, is that guy missing his fingers??
Teia: Yah, he's a King Stubbleton. Let's go to Starbuck instead.
by giteiTEEUWDUIQDKABJ June 7, 2018
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King Zog

King of Albania from 1918-1939. Has done many great things for the country, such as reforming education, pledging for women's rights and uniting the country. Was exiled after Italy invaded Albania. Smoke 200 cigarettes per day, survived 55 assassination attempts, one which he shot back at his murderer. He died in France in the 1960s.
Random dude : Yo, have you heard of King Zog of Albania?
Historian : ...Who?
Random dude : Yeah, me neither.
by NickWilde October 27, 2016
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King’s Rinse

the act of showering with one’s partner and then urinating down said partner’s leg.
“I was in the shower this morning with Nick and he gave me a King’s Rinse”
“Ew! That’s so gross hun, get rid ASAP”
by mister coleman January 24, 2019
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King Beagle

similar to Top Dog.

The King of the pack. The Ace.

never plural. Always capitalized.
"Man, take a look at that guy, he's King Beagle."

"Don't mess with King Beagle, he'll Chamberlain you!"

"You shoulda seen king Beagle last week, he walked straight into their yard like he was Jesus in Japan."
by Tuco LaBlanca April 14, 2008
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King wash

When a woman gives your asshole a cracking good tongue fuck
Sarah gave Jamie the best king wash last night
by Secretsouls July 21, 2017
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The King of Random

A Youtuber that likes to do random DIY's and other fun experiments.
Person 1: Hey have you heard of The King of Random ?
Person 2: No, who's that?
Person 1:If you don't know who The King of Random is you are missing out on great videos!
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