Fruit-Slap

Any kind of fruit drink (punch) that is extremely watered down.
Rendering it undeserving of the name punch, thus the name fruit-slap (also hawaiian slap).

Randy:"how's your fruit punch?"
Jimmy:"it sucks."
Jimmy:"its more like fruit-slap."

by Jimmy Agrios June 17, 2008

Fruit Pie

When you give a girl a creampie and pop her cherry at the same time.

"Bro I totally gave my girlfriend a fruit pie last weekend!"

"Sounds like a lot of cleanup."

by PTownDillz September 26, 2017

fruit bread

A fruit bread is a sex position men use when their having a threesome.

Hey Johnny, Come Join Joe and Will and we can make sandwich. We can use a fruit bread.

by willygpoptart May 22, 2018

fruit cake

a drug used in the Vietnam war to stun enemies for 32.7 years

run he's got the yeasting fruit cake

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

Fruit Flannel

A name for a womans vagina

I saw her fruit flannel when she bent over.

by Andy Pinny November 8, 2006

fruit basket

Naked man shoves his penis back behind his legs and between his balls.

My best friend walked in his dad's room and his dad gave him a fruit basket.

by condoms.com July 30, 2003

fruit picker

A straight man who occasionally seeks out gay men for homosexual flings.

That guy over there is not one of the regular gay customers: he's a fruit picker who trolls this bar once every few months.

by witchdoc September 30, 2013