lunch Runner

A slang term for an active school shooter

The Police got a call about a potential Lunch Runner in the classroom

by Flaccid Gumby November 15, 2023

runners film

The white stuff that forms on your lips while running

I had a bad case of runners film after my run today. I wiped my lips with a napkin after, and there was a lot of film that came off.

by MSBulldog70 October 29, 2020

Forrest Gump Runner

A person who is some times typically "homeless" or skips/runs to another city or town and camps for awhile then moves on.

(Aka like "Forrest Gump"....when he ran across the country except a lot slower and homeless.)

Hmmmm...I think I seen that homeless "Forrest Gump Runner" back in Athens not 50 miles from here a week ago.

by Joan-Nation June 24, 2021

Speed runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head

Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016

good runner

Something that is good for awhile, but not meant to last in the long term. Temporary, and fulfilling a purpose of a relatively superficial nature.

Lucy and I were fwb for a couple of months, she was a good runner.

That car wasn't what I wanted, but it got me through the summer. It was a good runner.

by Wwwwillworkwonders December 17, 2016

Certified runner

A wet farts that you are unable to catch and makes its way all the way down past your knee before you can get to the bathroom.

Oh no I just started and I think it's a certified runner I can feel it going down my leg

by Wisest rizzler April 27, 2025

Rum Runner

A rum runner is a type of flask used to sneak alcohol into a social place that prohibits bringing any. For example many people flasks like this to sneak alcohol onto cruise ships but can be used anywhere.

Craig: Dude I lost forgot my wallet I can't buy any drink.
Josh: don't worry I got my rum runner

by Kazotsky March 14, 2018