Dookie Spoon

The utensil used to remove fecal matter from the rectum of someone severely constipated.

Because no one in the trailer park had ever heard of an enema, Lloyd was forced to use the dookie spoon on his 500lb mother when it became clear there was no way a turd that large was going to pass through her rectum unaided.

by alie oop May 21, 2012

There's me spoon

Interchangeable with "pardon me"

If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.

*Tummy grumble* "Oop, there's me spoon"

by Nothatoriginal October 31, 2011

Moon And Spoon

Moon and spoon meaning when you moon your ass at another spoon and then proceed to use a spoon to spoon out your own asshole

Me and the boys like to moon and spoon the locals schools

by Ddsbigs June 25, 2021

pre-spoon

Sitting or being right on top of some one else with clothes on and at the point right before sex in which you debate whether or not you have condoms.

" She wanted to eat my sausage but i needed to pre-spoon before we did."

by jehgduoeg May 15, 2015

Spoon tick

A small balled up piece of cotton, usually found on a spoon or other device that has been used to inject illegal drugs. The cotton ball is used as a filter after a drug has been cooked in a spoon. It is dropped into the bowl of the spoon to strain the liquid and weed out any chunks of impurities that have not melted. The needle and syringe then extract the liquid through the cotton filter to inject. Leftover balls of cotton are sometimes hoarded by the drug user for later use, or to swallow when desperate for a high.

Amy is at it again, her drawer was filed with spoon ticks again.

by YepShesCrazy October 31, 2018

spoon chain

A long line of people spooning each other.

Last night at Kellie's scary movie party we had the longest spoon chain ever. We are going for the longest spoon chain yet at the snuggle party next week. Spoon chain!

by kate17 December 12, 2013

Spoon Bang

When you're too ashamed to look the person you're banging in the eye. The modern day paper bag.

"She's not that cute but I would spoon bang her." - Guy

by a-lex May 16, 2014