crack an egg

the female equivalent to the male "bust a nut."

"Man, all of the sudden, my man wanted to get all cozy and I was just interested in cracking a egg with him."

"Keep going! I'm getting ready to crack an egg!"

by Mikey DaLux January 14, 2009

Yaki-Crack

A large ground crack that has developed on the eastern ridge of Union Gap in Yakima, Washington. It is a source of constant news and social media hysteria, because it threatens a massive landslide that could bury Interstate-82 and dam the Yakima River.

"Hey, have you checked out the latest drone footage of the Yaki-Crack? That sucker could give way any minute!"

by Preacher-Man January 3, 2018

Crack ants

The feeling of restlessness, as if one has ants crawling up and down their butt crack.

-We were chilling watching Netflix at home yesterday, but Denis kept complaining he's bored and there's nothing to do.
-Yeah, nevermind him, must be his crack ants acting up.
crack ants buttcrack

by qumay July 23, 2016

gut crack

The opposite of “butt crack.” Where a person with a large gut wears a shirt that is either too small, or purposely wears a top to expose their mid drift while ignoring the fact that they don’t sport a “six pack” set of abs. Instead, it’s obvious to everyone but them, that they’ve drank one too many six packs and should either hit the gym or buy a shirt that fits.

Look at the gut crack on that chick!

by Eamonn og O'Daghnain November 20, 2014

canyon crack

WHEN SOMEONES ASS CHEEKS ARE SO FAR APART THEIR ASS CRACK LOOKS LIKE A CANYON...

BITCCHHHH DID YOU SEE HER CANYON CRACK

by @LUKEPERUKE ON INSTA June 1, 2018

Crack Slippage

an act or instance of slipping through the cracks.

an amount or extent of slipping through the cracks.

Last year we missed out on a large number of candidates, because they slipped through the cracks. This year, the crack slippage has been greatly reduced.

by Chicwa February 26, 2011

Crack-mite

A person who’s daily objective and lifelong passion is to consistently aggravate friends and co-workers without provocation or relief, to aggrandize the insignificant, to project the appearance of superior knowledge from hear say and restate as fact.

Crack-mites are relentlessly annoying and incapable of voluntary silence.

Crack-mites multiply at an alarming rate by attaching themselves to rumor, gossip and untruths.

by Boo-HV August 16, 2017