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Your mom

Something idiots say when they have no good comeback
When asked who his favorite porn star was, he said 'Your Mom'
by MicTheLawl June 10, 2014
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on your sqaure

My nigga you need you to be on your sqaure
by 2pac4lfe September 23, 2014
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Your face

The God of all comebacks, there is no better way to retort against an insulting comment because you will always win. No one knows who created "your face" some say it was either Chuck Norris or Jesus but whoever it was deserves a pat on the back because they are truly badass. Also, the ultimate way to respond to a "your mom" joke, because they can only reply with "your mom's face" and end up sounding stupid
Scenario 1:
Friend 1: it's time for a diss battle
Friend 2: it's your face's time for a diss battle
Friend 3: OOOOHHHH we got a winner!!!
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yeah, I just looked at the yearbook and you are uuuuugly!
Friend 2: your face is ugly
Friend 1: DAMMIT!!
Scenario 3:
Friend 1: that is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: your mom is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 1: well YOUR FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: well your MOM'S FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 3: no man, just no
by Mr.Potatoface January 3, 2014
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Your Thanks

A way of saying you're welcome or no problem in response to thank you.
"Thank you for doing this for me, I couldn't have done it without you."

"Your thanks, it was my pleasure."
by Doctor Jacklyn September 30, 2018
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youre a sort

A compliment meaning they have never seen someone so beautiful
Person 1:Wow, youre a sort.
Person 2: awwww
by miaeast November 6, 2022
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Your mom

Noun- someone who gets railed by my 10 footer all night long
Me: *unzips pants*
your mom: *melts into Niagara falls*
Me: you must like daddys noodling don't you?
by Spud.butt.69 July 13, 2021
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YOUR DOGWATER

What sweaty gamers say when they lose
by BUUTCHEACKER October 6, 2021
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