Flat Fettish

Someone with a strong sextual attraction to flats. Comparable, and quite similar to a footfetish

Xavier is well known for having a Flat Fettish.
Xavier loves asking females for pictures of their flats. ( Sometimes even with their feet in the picture)

Xavier becomes sexually aroused when near a sweet pair of flats.

Ooo damn look at those flats, Xavier would love those!

by Xaviertheflatlover May 24, 2020

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Flat ting

Definition: flat ting is a girl who has no ass or tits maybe a nice face!

Jeff: eeeeeeeee your girls a flat ting wit no ass

Jimbob: ......

by Description of girls January 13, 2017

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ten flat

The act of flatuating consistantly for ten seconds whilst producing a constant sound resembling that of bass.

As PJ asked Stacey to the movies, he panicked; the ensuing ten flat ruined what remaining chances he had to date Stacey that night.

by deathsythe22 March 13, 2009

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Flat earther

Logic at negative infinity and ignorance at positive infinity.

A friend I don't have- look flat earther!
Me- you mean a waste of earth's resources right?

A friend I don't have- look flat earther!
Me- Oh so that's why I just lost all my brain cells.

by pwarrow88 November 22, 2021

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Flat earther

Flat earther (noun): One that thinks that everybody that doesn't share his opinion is a sheep. Also doesn't believe a word anyone says unless it came from Facebook.

Normal person: Hey did you hear about this rocket they are launching?
Flat earther: You mean the one that's gonna spray us with mind-controlling devices?
Normal person: Wtf man?
Flat earther: I read it on Facebook

by Atnedr May 17, 2021

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