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alternative-extremity offer

Describes da massaging/cradling equivalent of da classic romantically-pleasant "kiss my forehead instead of my cheek or hand" maneuver --- it entails your smilingly holding out your hand or foot to a snuggly companion when whatever other portion of your body dat he had originally wanted to worship wif his hands and/or lips would be inconvenient or painful to allow him access to at da time.
Tiffany sometimes has to perform paperwork and/or computer-keyboarding during occasions when I'm hanging out wif her, and so she cannot always hold hands wif me on every instance when I desire it. But being a totally considerate and cuddly gal herself, she always makes sure to still allow me to be "soothed 'n' satisfied" by her warm softness on those occasions; she simply extends --- literally --- an alternative-extremity offer to me by presenting me wif five pretty toes and pleasantly saying, "My hands are busy right now --- have a foot!"
by QuacksO June 7, 2021
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glandcanyon extreme

Gland canyon extreme is referring to a " often busy" or having multple children,woman's vagina. To say it's small would be lyin'
Now that I'm matured,I find a womens vagina more appealing if it's a glandcanyon extreme,I won't tolerate much else.
by Peteandbird April 2, 2023
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Abrahamic Extremism

An expression of religious extremism that understands that the Christian, Islamic, and Jewish pursuit of ideological fundamentalism, while defined with different cultural and historic terminology, represents the ideals of the same death cult.
In America, the fundamentalist Christians highlight the atrocities of Muslim extremists while turning a blind eye to their own sins, sins that reflect the values of the extremists they berate. Ultimately, what they fail to realize is that they are both part of the same death cult. Abrahamic extremism embodies the murderous pursuits of the three branches of the Abrahamic traditions.
by Against the tribes November 5, 2023
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Extreme Greeks

California's elite rager team. Venues, transportation, security, go-go dancers, performers, djs, bar tenders, lighting, stage, special effects, photo booth rentals, an entire production!! Think rave or a fancy soiree. #partyextreme
Extreme Greeks always has the hottest girls and sickest production.
by Arieldefines June 10, 2015
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extreme sport

1) Doing homework before class.
2) Doing homework when the teacher is collecting homeworks.
This IS extreme sport
I want an Olympic medal
by KdbeuzhskUba jj sy December 15, 2019
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Extreme Class

Giving a pair of rather impressive breasts a proper greeting.
Much obliged, sir. You have Extreme Class..Oh, I just be playin witcha titties n given em high fives..
by C Thrustin' September 8, 2010
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Extremely Low Standards

When you exaggerate the most minuscule things. One example can be the tinpot club Arsenal who beat a farmers' league team Benfica in Europa league which also can be a synonym for losers' league, and called it one of the greatest european nights for the team. Mfers are down bad.
Arsenal is a tinpot club with extremely low standards.
by proud liverpool fan February 26, 2021
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