happy hurt

Something like a song or memory that combines happiness and pain/sadness (i.e. a photo of your deceased dog)
The video I just saw of Tootsie made me happy hurt.
by Pseudosuckit June 09, 2023
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my house hurts

Tf you mean your house hurts?
Person 1: how’s your day been going

Person 2: my house hurts
Person 1: you should get a colonoscopy
by Ligma42069 May 12, 2024
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Hurt Horny

A state of being in which a person is so horny, it hurts.
Person 1: Hey dude, you okay? You've been acting a little off lately.
Person 2: Yeah, I good. Just hurt horny, that's all.
Person 1: Damn, my condolences.
by mommymilky0303 May 24, 2022
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Every Day Hurts

I saw the lamp light from your window
I didn't think you were home, sitting there all alone
So I came up to your room to ask you why
Why did you hurt me so?
Why did you have to go, away?

I never wanted anything in my life
Not until I met you
I thought you'd see me through
All the bad days that I've had before I met you
Something in the past, never thought it couldn't last, forever

There's one thing I can say, everyday, how I miss you, oh oh
Every day that I'm without you hurts just a little bit more than
Than I've ever been hurt before
Every day that I'm without you hurts just a little bit more

And now I look down from your window
To see a young man across the street
He looks something like me
And he's walking with his head down to the ground
Did you want to hurt me so?
Why did you have to go away?

There's one thing I can say, everyday, how I miss you, oh oh

Every day that I'm without you hurts just a little bit more than
More than I've been hurt before

Every day that I'm without you hurts just a little bit more than
More than I've been hurt before

Every day that I'm without you hurts me just a little bit more, ooh
More than I've been hurt before

Every day that I'm without you hurts just a little bit more, ooh
More than I've been hurt before

Every Day Hurts
by Death Menace September 10, 2023
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hurt mining

Using unfortunate or unfavorable circumstances to wallow in grief that is either unrelated to the events or that ignores the individual's role in shaping or deciding the outcome of the hurtful moment.
Jabroni 1: Nobody wants to go to prom with me! Fuckin' sucks, man!
Jabroni 2: Well, did you ask anyone?
Jabroni 1: No. All my friend's have dates and I'm gonna have to sit home alone! Did I mention how completely unfair that is?

Jabroni 2: Yes, you mentioned it twice. You don't ask, you don't get. Dude, you're hurt mining!
by Jugh Hanus May 07, 2016
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Yo pockets hurt?

"Yo pockets hurt?" is a slang phrase used primarily in confrontational or argumentative contexts. It's typically employed to question someone's emotional resilience or their reaction to a situation, suggesting that they are overly sensitive or overreacting. The phrase implies that the person's emotional 'pockets' are hurting, akin to suggesting they are financially in pain, even though the topic at hand doesn't warrant such a strong emotional response. It's a provocative and confrontational way of dismissing someone's reaction or opinion as exaggerated or unwarranted, often used to escalate a disagreement.
During the heated argument, John criticized Sarah's reaction to his comments, saying, "Yo pockets hurt?" to imply that she was being overly sensitive to his words.
by dznrm September 12, 2023
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