Deez nuts

Best comeback in history.

1.) Hey did you see what happened to Biden?!

BIDEN DEEZ NUTS
AUDIENCE:OHHHHH

2.) Hey what’s your favorite candy?

CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YO MOUTH

3.) Hey did you see the CD’S I told you about?

SEE DEEZS NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH

by Your mom😐 October 8, 2021

Nut

White stuff that comes out of a penis

He nutted on me!

by zoeykilla February 25, 2019

Deez Nuts

This was a joke made in 2016/2017.This joke was to make someone laugh!

'Deez nuts,HA GOT YA!

by Deez Nuts HA November 2, 2017

Nut-tashe

When you nut across your girl's upper lip during the money shot and give her at 'nut-tashe'.

Random guy 1: I came on ma girl's face and gave her a nut mustache.
Random guy 2: Mad, that's a nut-tashe that.
Random guy 1: Yeah.

by ahtheluigiboard February 13, 2021

Finna nut

1. Word that rhymes with Pizza Hut
2. An off brand Pizza Hut - used to not get copyrighted
3. An inside joke

Person one: I’m getting pizza from finna nut

Person two: don’t you mean Pizza Hut

Person three: dude take my moms pants off

Person four: how did I get here

by misguidedBanana March 26, 2019

canerka nut

Either std; or the moment your dick is swollen and looks like a gerken

Kenny had an allergic reaction using coconut oil with his girlfriend Susan and his penis swelled up like a gerken. It was than called a canerka nut

by Doglover6489 April 18, 2018

POKE-NUT

the act of nutting or climaxing into a poke bowl and your partner eating it

nice poke bowl, id bet it would be better if i nut in it first and made it a poke-nut

by Totoro23 April 5, 2025