mouldy fart

Someone who has never seen the TV show Breaking Bad.

Person 1: Im going to shave my head.

Person 2: Whatever you say Walter White.

Person 1: Who the fuck is Walter White?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up you mouldy fart.

by Actual Ltd. May 19, 2024

Smack-fart

When you dab too fast, fart, and smack yourself in the face simultaneously.

Was that a dab, or just some weird smack-fart?

by CCRRBBFF July 26, 2020

Survival instincts of a fart

When a person is so dumb and easily trusting that they might as well go get candy from a "free candy" van.(Basically dumb kids)

Jessica has the survival instincts of a fart, she followed him with a second thought.

by Yifgjth November 22, 2025

farts

they smell

farts smell, b*tch

by well ton December 17, 2018

Jiggle Fart

A Jiggle Fart is when your butt flesh slaps together post-flatulence, producing a moist, meaty clapping sound

As Seth leapt off the couch to answer the door, his cheeks jiggled with such violent enthusiasm that a jiggle fart erupted—wet, slappy, and followed by a sinister puff of air that made the cat leave the room in silent judgment.

by Hhemogirl June 20, 2025

Fart and Furious

the aftermath of an unsuccessful fart

That chili made me race to the bathroom Fart and Furious.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it October 29, 2020

pussy fart

fart from the pussy

i had a pussy fart

by killermemez July 28, 2020