your mom

another way to say a whale

gad damnnnnnnnn he almost as fat as your mom

by that handle is already in use8 September 6, 2022

ur mom

the hottest person you'll ever meet on earth.

Jake: I did your mom so hard last night
Birth: Omg lucky I would totally do a three sum with my mom too!!

by cacalacabaka March 13, 2022

Mom Talk

A guy that brings up his Mother in all conversations.

Nick: Damn, look at the can on that chick.
Mark: Whoaaaa, shit is a fattie. Mike, you see that?
Mike: Shit I missed it. I was texting my Mom. We are gonna go to the Petting zoo once she gets off her shift at the diner.
Nick to Mark: Why is Mike always brining Mom talk into our conversations? Shit is weird. Like mother son porn.

by S Dubz September 24, 2019

ur mom

When you dont have arguments you just fucking spam this shit

Hostage:Free me please
Owner:No?
Hostage:ur mom

by eternal tilt 1000-7 September 8, 2022

Mom

Bossy sister of aunt that thinks she knows everything

Mom is bossy

by FaZe h1ghsky1 October 27, 2019

Mom Jokes

Jokes that are Only funny to your mother

My mom Can't stop her mom jokes

by 459395 March 5, 2022

your mom

the person who i do every night.

Friend:WHERE WERE YOU WE WERE MENT TO HANGOUT TODAY WEVE BEEN PLANING THIS FOR A MONTH, YOU DISSAPOINT OF A CHILD WHY DID YOUR PARENTS DECIDE TO BIRTH YOU, YOU WASTE OF SEMEN. I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN YOU FREAK CHILD, I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU I WISH YOU WOULD DIE ALREADY. AND WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE DOING?!

Me:your mom

by yourmom69notclickbaitrealARF October 20, 2021