Guy 1: Bro, I heard you had a girl over last night. Did you secure the bag?
Guy 2: I did secure the bag. The bag was successfully secured.
Guy 2: I did secure the bag. The bag was successfully secured.
by Lil_Maestro October 1, 2019
Get the Secure the Bag mug.I stopped in for a spot of tea but the place smelled like a satchel of compressed ani. You know, high society crap. AKA. a bag of smashed assholes.
by offcenter April 20, 2007
Get the A bag of smashed assholes mug.Being immersed in face full of vagina, similiar to tea bagging but requiring a lower squat from the tea-bagger.
The tea-bagee will ideally be lying face up on the floor or bed awaiting the tea bagger who is pantsless to sit on their face.
Also often called clam-shelling.
The tea-bagee will ideally be lying face up on the floor or bed awaiting the tea bagger who is pantsless to sit on their face.
Also often called clam-shelling.
I went out with Anna last week and after throwing me down on the bed and removing her clothes she vagina tea bagged my face so well that I could hardly breath.
by Flea77 December 15, 2011
Get the Vagina tea bag mug.Similar to "brown bagging" a girl by putting a brown bag on her head because you want to have sex with her but want to do so without looking at her face. A redneck brown-bag is simply taking a 12-gauge shotgun and removing the girl's head with it in order to rid your eyes of her bad looks
Bill: "That girl is probably great in bed but damn her face is ugly!"
Jim: "Just get your 12-gauge and redneck brown-bag her. Just get rid of that ole' head"
Jim: "Just get your 12-gauge and redneck brown-bag her. Just get rid of that ole' head"
by LoveToSayFag August 11, 2009
Get the redneck brown-bag mug.by Sullen January 25, 2004
Get the Rat bag of fuck mug.When one takes nickles and boils them in water and then places them in a bag of sorts, such as a tube sock. When beating a person with a hot bag of nickels no bruising will occur no matter how hard you hit them as long as the nickels stay warm.
When my kids get on my nerves I simply beat them about the face and neck with a hot bag of nickels because it will not leave a mark.
by yummysmokedham March 1, 2009
Get the Hot bag of Nickels mug.When youre engaging in doggystyle, anal intercourse while your partner has a shit on deck, you place a plastic grocery bag under your parters ass on the bed and continue to engage in the anal intercourse until a fair amount of shit has filled the bag. You then loop the handles of the bag over your lovers ears like a feed bag, and continue sodomize them.
Doggy style sex while the sodomized has their shit dangling in their face in a grocery bag until climax is reached by the sodomizer, resulting in the Louisiana Feed Bag.
by Kamineko May 19, 2009
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