The sexiest bitch in the world because last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny cause all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean
So it’s like funny you mention that actually cause last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny because all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean yeah anyways so I was a lifeguard and sometimes she need you know swim during adult swim and I get in with her because lifeguards are allowed to And one time she was staying till late after and the kids are already gone home and I bet you’re in bed yeah I BET YOU WERE IN BED SHE WAS IN MINE!!! YEAH I FUCKED YOUR MOM TOO
by deez_nutsssss69 August 14, 2021
Get the Your mommug. 
Bitch is basically a curse word to be used. So the meaning of the word "Mom's bitch"
is " Mother is a dog and she has a daughter. Who is also a dog. "
is " Mother is a dog and she has a daughter. Who is also a dog. "
E. G. - you/They are MOM'S BITCH.
it means he, she Or they are cursing you through that word. And calling you and your mom both a dog.
it means he, she Or they are cursing you through that word. And calling you and your mom both a dog.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Mom's bitchmug. AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL WOMAN, ABLE TO TURN A F*CKING FLIP-FLOP INTO A WEAPON. ALSO KNOWN AS THE “WOMAN OF ARGUEMENT”, ABLE TO SLAP PEOPLE WITH UNBELIEVEABLE FORCES.
“MOM: LOOKS LIKE YOU FAILED YOUR TEST… YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NOW. *GRABS OUT FLIP-FLOP (OR ATOMIC BOMB FOR YOUR ASS)*
by 😂👉💀 December 14, 2024
Get the MOMmug. A woman who is the most caring person and would cook you food even when she is sick. She also has the power to whoop your dad's ass if she needs too.
John: I love my mom
Bob: How so?
John: She is able to cook for me and when I get in trouble with my dad, she would defend me and that doesn't end up pretty for my dad.
Bob: How so?
John: She is able to cook for me and when I get in trouble with my dad, she would defend me and that doesn't end up pretty for my dad.
by ElDingoRingo September 17, 2018
Get the Mommug. by the dry water September 15, 2021
Get the your mommug. This is a very common phrase used by children under the age of 8 who forgot to go pee before the 10 hour long roadtrip.
This phrase is used because before the roadtrip started, the mom asks, do you have to go pee timmy? timmy usually says no.
30 minutes into the roadtrip... MOM I GOTTA GO PEE.
thus angering the mom.
This phrase is used because before the roadtrip started, the mom asks, do you have to go pee timmy? timmy usually says no.
30 minutes into the roadtrip... MOM I GOTTA GO PEE.
thus angering the mom.
by HIHIHI LOLOLOLOLOLOL12343 November 9, 2023
Get the MOM I GOTTA GO PEEmug.