oh baby jesus

A word coined by the famous Ricky Bobby now used as a synonym for phrases like "Oh shit," Oh no," and my personal favorite, "Well fuck me"

Someone: I forgot my phone and my keys and my underwear.
Me: Oh baby jesus that sucks cow balls.

by THESEAREREALWORDS December 14, 2017

I’m only a baby!

Useful for when you’re in a difficult predicament.

Judge: why on earth would you commit genocide?
Defendant: But Your Honour, I’m only a baby!

by Catfoodinit May 8, 2021

fuck you babies

Having so many children that can potentially make you grandchildren that you are at ease knowing your genetic line will proliferate in the future.

In reference to the phrase "fuck you money" where you have so much money that you can say fuck you to nearly anyone without significant repercussions.

Origin:

JFG Tonight Episode #932

Person 1: Isn't he worried he will die alone?

Person 2: Nah, he has fuck you babies.

by Street Spitin' Wizard September 1, 2023

Hollywood Anchor Baby

Used to refer to a child born to celebrity parents seeking to secure enduring fame, Hollywood relevance or favorable public opinion.

Q. Who is Rumer Willis and what is she famous for?
A. She’s the daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis. First generation Hollywood Anchor Baby.

by Old Switcheroo February 25, 2019

Bless the Baby Kitty

A phrase that is used when a statement or action is made that is so stupid that the only response that can be give in a shake of the head and to say "Bless the Baby Kitty"

Everyone is always treated fair. Response: (Shake your head and say) Bless the Baby Kitty

by AUSTAFF July 15, 2017

1000 bottle baby

A baby whos mom drank 1000 bottles of any alcohol while pregnant

“Damn!!! That baby got 10 feet what the tuck!!!”

“ Must be a 1000 bottle baby 👶👶👶👶🍻🍷🥂

by Frogsareawesome26? February 16, 2023

Back to back babies

When you go on maternity leave for a year to keep your job security. And then get pregnant in that same year again and then return to work without saying anything. Once you start showing you ask for maternity leave again to keep your job security in place. This is usually done if you are a lazy manager or employee.

Employee #1: “oh great! Alicia is having back to back babies just so she can even put this job on her resume!”

by DOOFUS23 July 27, 2022