Slang or nick name for someone who is worthless at their job, and who's existence in the work place could be overlooked.
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Step 1: Pull down you coverings, let penis show.
Step 2: Undress the woman.
Step 3: Shove your penis into her vagina.
Step 4: Enjoy the orgasm.
Bonus! You can look up *guides* such as “*sex.com*”. If you choose sex.com, click “go to older sex.com” you’ll find a proper and formal guide there.
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Y/N (Female): “I’ll wait until it gets bigger, Y/N.”
Y/N (Female): “I’ll wait until it gets bigger, Y/N.”
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