Guy 1: Bro, I heard you had a girl over last night. Did you secure the bag?
Guy 2: I did secure the bag. The bag was successfully secured.
Guy 2: I did secure the bag. The bag was successfully secured.
by Lil_Maestro October 1, 2019
Get the Secure the Bagmug. I stopped in for a spot of tea but the place smelled like a satchel of compressed ani. You know, high society crap. AKA. a bag of smashed assholes.
by offcenter April 20, 2007
Get the A bag of smashed assholesmug. Similar to "brown bagging" a girl by putting a brown bag on her head because you want to have sex with her but want to do so without looking at her face. A redneck brown-bag is simply taking a 12-gauge shotgun and removing the girl's head with it in order to rid your eyes of her bad looks
Bill: "That girl is probably great in bed but damn her face is ugly!"
Jim: "Just get your 12-gauge and redneck brown-bag her. Just get rid of that ole' head"
Jim: "Just get your 12-gauge and redneck brown-bag her. Just get rid of that ole' head"
by LoveToSayFag August 11, 2009
Get the redneck brown-bagmug. Being immersed in face full of vagina, similiar to tea bagging but requiring a lower squat from the tea-bagger.
The tea-bagee will ideally be lying face up on the floor or bed awaiting the tea bagger who is pantsless to sit on their face.
Also often called clam-shelling.
The tea-bagee will ideally be lying face up on the floor or bed awaiting the tea bagger who is pantsless to sit on their face.
Also often called clam-shelling.
I went out with Anna last week and after throwing me down on the bed and removing her clothes she vagina tea bagged my face so well that I could hardly breath.
by Flea77 December 15, 2011
Get the Vagina tea bagmug. by Sullen January 25, 2004
Get the Rat bag of fuckmug. When one takes nickles and boils them in water and then places them in a bag of sorts, such as a tube sock. When beating a person with a hot bag of nickels no bruising will occur no matter how hard you hit them as long as the nickels stay warm.
When my kids get on my nerves I simply beat them about the face and neck with a hot bag of nickels because it will not leave a mark.
by yummysmokedham March 1, 2009
Get the Hot bag of Nickelsmug. by ur mom hahahahahahahhaha lole May 22, 2019
Get the cunt nigger bagmug.