A rare medical conditon during which a man ejaculates a fine, lukewarm mist as opposed to seamen during masturbation. It permiates the surrounding air and creates a punget odor that can reach up to 300 meters. Although this condtion is prominent in persons of Indian descent, only .00045% of males are born with Penis Gas Syndrome.
Steve: (profusely masturbating)
Arjun: Steve are you jackin' it?
Steve: No dude im just- *grunts* AHHHHH...
Steve: What the fuck I just jizzed mist! I must have Penis Gas Syndrome!!
Arjun: Ah, the wafting smell of penis gas!
Arjun: Steve are you jackin' it?
Steve: No dude im just- *grunts* AHHHHH...
Steve: What the fuck I just jizzed mist! I must have Penis Gas Syndrome!!
Arjun: Ah, the wafting smell of penis gas!
by Steven Danger July 23, 2010
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Where one acts as though they are a Sim in the game and/or plays the game for excessive hours without realizing.
Where one acts as though they are a Sim in the game and/or plays the game for excessive hours without realizing.
Jo: Fuck! I've been playing the Sims for 3 hours! I didn't even notice!
Audrian: You have Sim-drone Syndrome.
Audrian: You have Sim-drone Syndrome.
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Where the child is attracted to adults
“OMG I think I have Danielle Cohn Syndrome”
Where the child is attracted to adults
“OMG I think I have Danielle Cohn Syndrome”
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Suffered mainly by parents of young children, this ailment is experienced by being continuously exposed to entertainment/educational media for young children.
Suffered mainly by parents of young children, this ailment is experienced by being continuously exposed to entertainment/educational media for young children.
A: Have you seen Sarah lately?
B: Yeah, what's wrong with her? She's singing all these cutesy songs and keeps calling everyone Grover.
A: Edutainment Fatigue Syndrome. Spending too much time watching Sesame Street.
B: Can she be cured?
A: Probably. Needs to see something rated higher than TV-Y7.
B: Yeah, what's wrong with her? She's singing all these cutesy songs and keeps calling everyone Grover.
A: Edutainment Fatigue Syndrome. Spending too much time watching Sesame Street.
B: Can she be cured?
A: Probably. Needs to see something rated higher than TV-Y7.
by The Observationist July 6, 2011
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Brendan: Yah! Now he's got Black Neck Syndrome!!
Brendan: Yah! Now he's got Black Neck Syndrome!!
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