chameleon penis

penis that blends in with its surroundings

girl #1: guess who sent me dick pics last night
girl #2: blake? again?

girl #3: he still have the chameleon penis?
girl #1: of course he does, once a chameleon penis always a chameleon penis

by pixelatedtitties June 19, 2019

bifercated penis

a bifercated penis is a dick that splits in half

fuck my dick split
Fucken bifercated penis'

by jfurey March 21, 2016

Penis Honker

Someone who honks the head of a penis similar to that of how a clown would honk their nose.

John: I've heard Ralph tends to be a rather big penis honker
Ralph: Thanks you fucking clown

by TheFerretThatBreathes November 15, 2018

Penis

a mans genitalia

“Dude my penis is so big, I bet you it’s bigger than a pickle!”

“Nah, my penis is bigger.”

by Hibiych March 24, 2019

penis-ballery.com

website for the people in your life that deserve nothing

go hit up penis-ballery.com

by BigDickF March 3, 2023

Penis Flakes

People that are uncircumcised and dont clean inside there foreskin

Oliver: Rj you better clean you penis or else you'll get Penis Flakes!

by Todd42032 August 29, 2022

Penis

killer slong

(which is totally mine *cries* my is really small)

hey bbg come jump on my mega sized penis

by hornyhisokadidit27 June 13, 2021