brown scare

When your tummy rumbles like you gotta shit but when you sit on the toilet nothing comes out

I just had a brown scare at work today

by Asshat3456 April 5, 2023

MASON BROWN

THE COOLEST PERSON EVER HE IS THE BEST MIDDLE SCHOOL SAXOPHONE PLAYER IN THE WORLD HE IS THE BEST IN HIS BAND AND IS SUPER COOL. HE CAN SOLVE A RUBIK'S CUBE IN ABOUT TWENTY SECONDS.

WHO THE F**K IS THAT?
THAT'S A MASON BROWN HES THE BEST.
HE'S BETTER THAN YOU AT EVERYTHING

by IAMNEVERWR0NG September 11, 2023

Working on the brown

Another way to explain you gotta take a shit, Alternatively use- you try to make hasbrowns

Be out in a minute I'm working on the brown

by Lord Erne October 25, 2025

Brown Slip N Slide

Anal intercourse that involves using fecal matter as a lubrication

Last night, I rode the brown Slip N Slide. It was messy, but man did it feel good.

by Cool Melon July 29, 2022

Brown Monster

Absolutely MASSIVE shit. From France.

I just dropped a brown monster in the toilet.

by Brownmonster2000 January 12, 2025

brown jersey

When you are cuddling your cat inside a jersey and it smears runny poo on you.

I was giving snuffles a cuddle before my race yesterday and she gave me a Brown Jersey

by sifted June 27, 2014

brown shirt

a girl who is basic, brown shirt comes from the game 2k when “brown shirt” is the starting skin

girl: i’m just a girl
boy: girl stfu you a brown shirt

by breadgetta6789 February 4, 2024